1. To stop streaking through our city hall meetings. Come to think of it, this was less of our New Year’s resolution, and more of a court order.
2. To start most days by jogging, and not by prying ourselves up off a subway platform floor is another important one of our top 5 New Year’s resolutions
3. To finally find that file where we wrote down our 2011 New Year’s resolutions
4. One of our top 5 New Year’s resolutions is to live forever
5. Our top New Year’s resolution is to change every single thing about ourselves