1. “Fierce Melon“ contains cantelopes on PCP, which is a potentially dangerous ingredient in gatorade
2. “Frost Glacier” Gatorade made from ingredients including polar icecaps
3. “Lime Rain” Gatorade made from the soured tears of Gatorade sweatshop orphans
4. “Cran-Rasberry A.M.” Gatorade is really just non-alcoholic 4Loko
5. “Strawberry Ice” Gatorade becomes smokeable in a crack pipe if you freeze it
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