1. Google‘s leader is considering revoking the free meals for employees, and wants to see firsthand how North Korea revoked meals for almost everyone
2. Google’s leader wants the company’s headquarters on a rocket, and North Korea is bogged down by all that “U.N. regulation” paperwork
3. Google’s leader needs help planning the demise of “Gangham Style”
4. Google’s leader wants to sell North Korea a whole dumpload of Facebook stock
5. Google’s leader already employs every adult in India