1. Watching Alabama crush Notre Dame made us realize that nobody else finds the phrase “crimson tide” dirty
2. People will still unironically call themselves the Fighting Irish
3.People will still unironically call this a real football game, even though Alabama crushed Notre Dame
4. Having the top two teams face off settles a lot of championship controversy, but it makes for a really boring BCS championship game
5. College football should probably be taught more in schools, because we didn’t understand why we should give a crap watching Alabama crush Notre Dame