1. Watching the new David Bowie music video, we learned that time can continually push the boundaries of how creepy a man can look
2. Watching the new David Bowie music video, we learned that David Bowie is so old he still thinks a music video is a pretty nifty form of self-expression
3. Watching the new David Bowie music video, we learned that somewhere along the line David Bowie realized his career needed the “overdramatic and dour” David Bowie more than the “actually writes catchy songs” David Bowie
4. Watching the new David Bowie music video, we learned that something could actually make us long for the “quality” of his performance in Dune
5. David Bowie must owe somebody a lot of money
http://youtu.be/h6YdcqFcOl4